How gay does Brett Favre look trying to explain his failures? He's Viagra age....?

Question:

yet he keeps pretending he can play with the kids. He looks pathetic explaining his deficiencies doesn't he. I mean this old man has retired 2 or 3 times. How many more times will he wake up after downing a viagra and think he still has it in him?



Will he retire 4 or 5 more times.....or will he finally get some self respect?

Answer:

I noticed his nose was red...... it must have been embarrassed to be seen with him

What movie is this one?

Question:

Whats that movie? its like a newish film (2007,2008,2009 or whatever) its set it new york!! and its so funny this black guy takes viagra and has to go to hospital?

what is it? its african american based you no (:

Answer:

I Think I Love My Wife, maybe

My question about purchase on line.?

Question:

To anyone who has purchased viagra on line, i would appreciate any information you can give me in regards to quality of medicine and safety of credit information. Thank you.

Answer:

Use common sense. Viagra without a prescription is illegal in the U.S.

Reasons why you will get scammed:

#1 You think they would set up a website for the whole world to see, and still be running their website without the DEA taking it down? You found the website, so why wouldnt the DEA be able to find it? So they are either not selling real Viagra, or the website has only been setup for a few days and they will take your money and run. Then setup another website for a week or so and rip another 100 people off. Selling a prescription drug to people who don't have prescriptions is a much more serious charge than taking peoples money. So they are breaking the law either way, and its much more profitable if they just take your money and not send you anything, and its a much less serious charge if they get caught than if they send you real Viagra.



#2 Anybody selling any prescription medicine without a prescription online are not approved by the FDA. This means you don't know what you're getting. If they are selling Viagra online, then they are not in the USA because companies in the USA are under the jurisdiction of the DEA. So they are most likely in Malaysia or Belize or some other country where they make it themselves and you don't know what you're getting. Also, we do have U.S. Customs here, who's job it is to make sure things like Viagra (and fake Viagras) don't enter the country without a prescription. So the chances of U.S. Customs checking the package and seizing it is very likely.

Does a 40yr age gap make a difference when you 've hooked young lady?

Question:

I'm a 61 yr old male. I'm recently divorced. My mate asked me to go to a lap dance club with him a few weeks ago. The woman were all gorgous and i spent a fortune in there. Moneys no object to me thankfully, i've had a successful career and now reaping benefits. I could not get over all those hot bodies and great heaving chests on cute little 20 somethings.They took me back to the early days of playboy, when a woman had meat on her bones and was a woman how she should be, not a skeleton. The thing is i've fallen for a beautiful 23yr old . Shes not a dancer but a bar girl, and we have been knocking each other for 3 weeks now. I feel reborn. The thing is although i havent suffered in the area that matters, i find myself real out of breath. I dont need viagra or anything but this womans asking for it alot more often and is very naughty! She also wants her bot spanked and i've done it lots but now she wants lots of other stuff. Are woman generally that 'kinky' at that age?

Answer:

The age gap will make a difference, trust me, never mind, it sounds as th'o you are going to die with a smile on your face lol

Will Health Care pay for Viagra?

Question:

I think it should.

Answer:

That's a (Hard) question to answer

Congress never tackles the really (hard) issues we face in america

what we need is more people like you to get them thinking on (solid) issues like Viagra

if you can (get it up) on the table its sure to pass

maybe you can get them to throw in a penis ring to

Has any women ever taken viagra and if so what happened?

Question:

my boyfriend wants me and him both to take viagra together... what will happen ? anyone know?

Answer:

It doesn't make you horny at all... in fact, unless you're horny, it really does very little at all except lower your blood pressure a tiny bit.



If you *are* horny (and you're a man), though... it makes blood-flow to your penis a little easier and the blood-flow out of it more difficult (a chemical called nitric oxide is responsible, and Viagra makes it more available "down there")... the result is a penis that's harder than it usually is (or *gets* hard when it usually can't).



It does the same chemical trick for women, but the effect is a little different. All that blood-flow stuff happens the same, and your genitals (lips, vagina and clitoris) will swell with a little more blood than they otherwise would... but the result for women is that their lips and clits become a little more sensitive from the extra swelling, and their vaginas often secrete more lubricating fluid than they otherwise would (that's what some of the blood that goes there gets made into).



I've been taking the stuff for several years: I have MS and I take antidepressants with ED side-effects, so without Viagra my erections are often a little soft to practically nonexistent no matter how horny I am.



I've also (as I do with *all* drugs I take) researched it to find out what it does and exactly how it does it.



During much of that time, I've been with women who've asked me if they could try it... and the results (just like what you'll find online if you look it up) are described above.





EDIT: Wow... thumbs down for the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Someone here has *issues*, man. :-(

Just a random question..... anyone know the answer?

Question:

okay, i know this is kinda weird/gross, but i was jw, what would happen if a girl took a viagra? just courious...

Answer:

Ahah, Get a *****?

How about a little Poem?

Question:

A Feeling of Impotence







There once was a time

I was omnipotent,

but now, some years later,

I'm just impotent.



I heard about cures

from books and TV

and thought some of them

might do it for me.



Maybe some Rogaine

would bring back my hair

and make me look sexy,

and suave, debonair.



Then there's Viagra,

the little blue pill.

If nothing else works,

Bob Dole says it will.



I heard of males hormones

from ads on TV.

"They bring back your sex drive,

just try 'em, you'll see!"



I went to the drug store

and bought all this stuff.

I used them together,

used more than enough.



Drug interactions

did strange things to me

and caused some reactions

that just shouldn't be.



That hair-growing Rogaine

grew hair thick and black

all over my body,

especially my back.



Viagra did nothing

for my little friend,

but made all that hair

stand straight up on end.



The hormones gave sex drive,

my outlook is great,

but due to the hair,

I can't get a date.



Now I'm in a fix.

There's no antidote.

I'm back where I started

but look like a goat.



All of this trouble

is something I've earned.

"Don't fool Mother Nature's"

the first thing I learned!

Answer:

Waxing can help that back!



I get spam mail for all that crap! What the heck they trying to tell me?

Poll: When was the last time your computer had a virus?

Question:

lol my laptop has one right now. It won't let me do anything and it's taking me to viagra.com and porn sites o.O

Answer:

LMAO



its been awhile still



we obviously kno wat u hav been doing ... :P

Poll:would it be a good thing to OD on Viagra?

Question:



Answer:

I don't need Viagra. ;p

Is Wade Phillips Going Senile?

Question:

I think Josh McDaniels stole his Viagra, gave it to John Madden.

Answer:

I don't know but I sure loved seeing the Cowpokes lose again, lol. Source(s): Romo IS very overrated.

Will a doctor give an 18 year old Viagra if he has psychological impotence (performance anxiety)?

Question:



Answer:

A doctor could very well prescribe it. An 18 year old is an adult and therefore it should not be a problem. You may find that after using a half to a quarter tab a few times, the anxiety will pass and you'll perform fine without it.



Definitely "discuss with your doctor." Don't be embarrassed to ask, they've heard it all before and you're not the first one to explore this solution.



Good luck! Source(s): My 20 yr old cousin had a similar problem. Viagra helped him to get past the initial anxiety.

Will a doctor give an 18 year old Viagra if he has psychological impotence (performance and anxiety)?

Question:



Answer:

If you smoke alot of Marijuana and suffer from depression I have heard of guys that literally have no desire to have sex for weeks or months doesnt matter how pretty ther girl is,it can happen .



Alot of medications can seriously reduce your ability to sexual perform any act which can be very embaressing for your age .If you have a little money I am going to tell you something that works very good I mean it is powerful stuff from the Domincan Republic it is way way way more powerful the Viagra I promise you.



The drink is called Mama Juana it was used by indians along time ago to stay warm during cold time and to have better sex..Since your are underage yyou can not have the liquoe form but you can buy the bottle of Mama Juan which just comes with the herbs and boil a few of the twigs and mix it with tea or coffee this can definelty put you back in the game .



A doctor may give it to you but for your age I really doubt you need that stuff man later

Is the use of Viagra on the rise?

Question:



Answer:

They haven't seen the increase they were hoping for, and sales predictions are limp, but overall things are looking up for Viagra.

Is my boyfriend on Viagra?

Question:

If a guy last for 2 hours, is he on viagra? Is it normal for a guy to want to have intercourse without stopping?Can guys in hes20's take this drug? Or could he just be really horny?Idk.............

Answer:

Some people have higher sex drive then others, be grateful lol

I wonder what the mainstream medicine apologists have to say about this story?

Question:

(from Yahoo News)



Pfizer to pay record $2.3B penalty for drug promos



WASHINGTON – Federal prosecutors hit Pfizer Inc. with a record-breaking $2.3 billion in fines Wednesday and called the world's largest drugmaker a repeating corporate cheat for illegal drug promotions that plied doctors with free golf, massages, and resort junkets.



Announcing the penalty as a warning to all drug manufacturers, Justice Department officials said the overall settlement is the largest ever paid by a drug company for alleged violations of federal drug rules, and the $1.2 billion criminal fine is the largest ever in any U.S. criminal case. The total includes $1 billion in civil penalties and a $100 million criminal forfeiture.



Authorities called Pfizer a repeat offender, noting it is the company's fourth such settlement of government charges in the last decade. The allegations surround the marketing of 13 different drugs, including big sellers such as Viagra, Zoloft, and Lipitor.



As part of its illegal marketing, Pfizer invited doctors to consultant meetings at resort locations, paying their expenses and providing perks, prosecutors said.



"They were entertained with golf, massages, and other activities," said Mike Loucks, the U.S. attorney in Massachusetts.



Loucks said that even as Pfizer was negotiating deals on past misconduct, they were continuing to violate the very same laws with other drugs.



For the complete story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_o…

Answer:

I worked at a major cancer hospital and you would be shocked, angered, and appalled at what I have seen pharmaceutical reps do - and get away with - to get their product promoted.



It's all a big racket, they have known for YEARS AND YEARS how to cure cancer and other major diseases, but think about THIS: If they cure cancer, who's going to take all those drugs?!? Diseases and disorders get blown out of proportion all the time and it's ALL done to promote pharmaceutical products.



Why didn't your great-grandparents die of "high" cholesterol?!? They didn't because there wasn't any such thing, and they had "high cholesterol" breakfasts like fried eggs, fried bacon, REAL butter, and REAL sugar and REAL CREAM, every single day of their lives, and yet, TODAY, such a breakfast is the horror of modern-day doctors, who say it will "clog" your arteries, when in fact, the side effects of drugs that they give you, are what will KILL YOU!!



The side-effects and contraindications of most of the medicines mentioned in this article, will KILL YOU before the actual disease or disorder will.



And yet... people will believe it, because, after all, he's the doctor, he knows what's best, right?!? Source(s): Former employee of M. D. Anderson Cancer Center.

Ok this question is about the mails that i receive in 'junk'?

Question:

Ok this question is about the mails that i receive in 'junk'?

i receive lots of mails from viagra and extenze( these are penis enhancers), how come? what website i may have visited for me to be getting this in junk?

Answer:

Well alot of time the case is that when you use your email to sign up for accounts like myspace, facebook, and adult sites. Your email may be sold to marketers for money. Therefore they can spam up your email. What i do is keep two separate email accounts. One for accounts and the other for personal use.



Hope this helps Source(s): Common Knowledge

Kamagra is it viagra?

Question:

is kamagra the same as viagra?

Answer:

Kamagra like Viagra is used to treat erectile dysfunction (impotence) in men. You can buy it over the counter at discount prices at http://pharmacy.viagranow.eu

Guy doesn't want sex?

Question:

I'm an attractive woman- guys are into me- but my guy doesn't want to have sex.



I've got no problem with porn or masturbation... but it really annoys me when a month goes by and we haven't had sex... but I know he's masturbating to porn. When we do have sex, he can hardly get and stay hard- he says he's too used to the feeling of his own hand- and only enjoys it when I stroke him with a death grip.



I initiate sex sometimes... and sometimes he goes for it- sometimes he doesn't... and sometimes I just get tired of asking for it. I've asked him to get viagra, but he doesn't want to talk to his doctor. He ordered some online once, but he says it makes his head too stuffy.



Otherwise, the relationship's fine: we go out and have a lot of fun. I'd hate to lose him but geesh... I'd like to actually have sex once in a while.



We've been together two years and it's only gotten worse. Should we break up or is there hope?



By the way- I'm divorced. I was married for eight years- and my ex husband was the same way. This led to my divorce. how is it I ended up in the exact same situation again?

Answer:

Sorry, but I'd be gone. I need sex Frequently!!!!! If he won't oblige, that's his problem.

1) He can take care of you then you take care of him = that's his problem

2) He should like you more than porn - again, that's his problem

Negative effects of talking viagra at 18?

Question:

i just do it becuase it keeps me hard,,i can get hard but viagra makes my bonner feel tingly,,,,what will happen...will it all off?

Answer:

you'll never become a dad if u keep doing this

What is the Christian position on the non-procreational use of Viagra?

Question:



Answer:

For Christians it is the missionary position only!

Viagra , Lavetra or Cialis?

Question:

And why do they always advertise between 6:00 PM & 9:00 PM on Saturday nights?

Answer:

Because the target audience is home during that time.

I have a very small penis help?

Question:

my penis is 1 inch when soft and 3 inches when hard i want to make it bigger but i cant use stuff like viagra bcuz im only 16 so would like stretching it help or what??

Answer:

lmfao wow.

I took some of my husbands Viagra, and my nipples got hard. What else should I expect from those pills?

Question:

I decided to see what was so great about Viagra. My husband takes them and misterbaits a lot when he does. I figured I'd try them, but so far my nipples are hard and my stomach hairs keep tickling them. Other than that, I don't feel much.



Any other older women take some?

Thanks and blesses!!

-F U

Answer:

Keep taking man pills and you may have the sudden urge to watch NASCAR, to fix things around the house that don't need fixing, and to scratch your nether regions in public.

My husband has had an erection for the past 8 hours and it will not go away, we have tried everything!!?

Question:

He took a pill of cialis and viagra and now it will not go away. It is not that big of a problem except he has to go on duty in 6 hours and all he can do is do a belt tuck. Any ideas? Our friend suggested pricking it with a pin or needle to let some of the blood out that soudns awful though, any ideas????

Answer:

as long as he keeps himself to limited physical activity while on duty and drinks a lot of pomegranate concentrate, he should be fine, youre just going to want to go ahead and let nature take its course on this one...

Spiritually speaking, does the FSM need Viagra for his 'noodly' appendage?

Question:



Answer:

Well...if it is "noodly" he may need a little help.



RAmen Source(s): I heard he prefers Cialis

Anyone here order the Viagra generic from a Canadian outlet?

Question:

The 100 mg are up to $17.00 each now in the U/.S.A. and the canadian generics are about $4 each .

Answer:

most drugs cost much less in their generic form. my husband buys a generic of cialis (the other ED med) from an online site based overseas called The-Med-Store.com and he says that they have even lower prices than Canada.

Hey guys what happens if i take Viagra at the age of 17?

Question:

So my friend dared me to take his dads Viagra he sneaked out of the house..so i took them and uh its been around 5 minutes I'm not seeing any changes..Should i be worried i read it takes about 15 minutes...and i took 5...Please answer quick!!!

Answer:

Taking five of these is dumb. Depending on your body chemistry and weight, You could vomit. If you feel fine 45 minutes after taking the pills, you should be okay. If you feel really bad and cant vomit. Seek medical attention quick. Source(s): 17yr. old male, Going to go to school to be a Doctor!!

What happens when a woman takes viagra ?

Question:

does she grow a penis ?

Answer:

it makes boobs hard

Here's blond conservative's SECOND strike in today's column. Can you find it?

Question:

"Insurance plans that force everyone in the plan to pay for everyone else's Viagra and anti-anxiety pills are already completely unfair to people who rarely go to the doctor."



Hint: one word is out-of-place.

Answer:

i would write this in a completely different way, but since you say only one word is out of place, it's "already", it's unnecessary.

Poll: Have you tried Viagra simply to see if you can have an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

Question:



Answer:

Yes. 3 hours and 17 minutes is my record so far.

Abortions, Sex Changes, Elective Plastic Surgery, & Viagra?

Question:

Even though I'm a 100 Pro-Choice Democrat who is all for health care reform (Not supportive of the HMO's) as well as being anti-gay.



Is it fair and/or right that the general public should have to foot the bill to pay for Abortions, Sex Changes, Elective Plastic Surgery (boob jobs & other such vanity nonsense) or what about Viagra to boost the self esteem/satisfaction of an elderly man/couple



And what about mental issues? Are we going to pay for counseling for gays coping with their sexuality? What about other perversions?



Shouldn't these types of elective procedures be out of pocket.

Answer:

Yes, I am pro-choice and if they are going for universal health care, most of the things you talk about would probably be included. However, what is the matter with insurance companies who refuse to help those that require weight loss surgery? To have that surgery would make one less vulnerable for strokes, heart attacks, liver problems, diabetes and a wealth of other diseases. They refuse it because it is considered "cosmetic" when it is anything but that! Abortions, sex-change surgery, Elective plastic surgery and Viagra costs are as vane and disgusting as any medical cost could be. We need to force the insurance companies to cover medical costs that would reduce the chances of getting cancer, heart attacks, strokes and etc. It has to be done. There is no way around this, but the treatments for the abortions, sex-change surgery, elective plastic surgery and Viagra are frivolous and those that want it covered must have to pay a bigger premium for such treatments. Bariatrics is not vane - it is a necessity. Gays that want coverage - what can one say? Being gay is a choice and nothing else. Viagra? Just plain pathetic! Source(s): http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.p…

With this source are several other points of view. Choice or not, it should not be hanging out there like underwear. Sexual function and practice is never something to talk about - we can and must understand that it is in poor taste.

What drug class is viagra in?

Question:

also what are phosphodiesterase inhibitors?

Answer:

While Viagra doesn't have a clear-cut category yet, yes it can be considered a phosphodiesterase inhibitor. It increases effect of nitric oxide by inhibiting phosphodiesterase 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of something called cGMP in the corpus cavernosum of the penis. When sexual stimulation causes local release of nitric oxide, inhibition of PDE5 by viagra causes increased levels of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum, resulting in smooth muscle relaxation and inflow of blood to it. Source(s): It's one of my interests, drugs like this LOL XD kidding.

Email Generating Virus? Please Help!?

Question:

For the last couple of days, a select number of people have been receiving emails from me. The emails are blank, with the exception of a link to CVS Pharmacy, selling viagra and cialis.



I haven't been sending these emails, and yet they have my name in the "To:" field. These emails are not showing in my sent box either.



The other suspicious thing is that my sent box is completely empty.



I really don't think that anyone has hacked into my account, still I changed my password and it's still happening.



Does anyone know what kind of virus this is? I tried to research it but my wording just isn't coming out right.

Answer:

If you hadn't mentioned your empty Sent box, I'd have said someone was spoofing your email address from someplace else (I just went through a round of that), but that does seem suspicious.



So I recommend some anti-malware scans.



If you have an anti-virus, make sure it has the latest virus definitions and run a scan with it in Safe Mode or Safe Mode with Networking. That often prevents malware from protecting itself. If you don’t have one, many people here swear by AVG (it’s free).



I suggest you also download Ad-Aware Free and Spybot S&D (they’re free), install them, update them and run them, again in Safe Mode With Networking.



Also, turn off System Restore to evict any copies of bad stuff that might be lurking there.



To get into Safe Mode or Safe Mode with Networking:



1.Log out and reboot your machine.

2.When the machine starts the reboot sequence, press the F8 key repeatedly.

3.Select Safe Mode or Safe Mode with Networking from the resulting menu.

4.Login. If the malware has changed your password, try logging in as Administrator. By default, Administrator has no password.

5.The machine will continue booting, but the Windows desktop will look different.

6.When you're finished doing what you need to do, log out and reboot back into normal mode.



Note that even if the anti-malware programs get rid of the malware, they may not be able to reverse the effects. Search the Web for possible fixes.



Update and run everything regularly, not just when you think you already have malware.



Good luck. Source(s): Note: There ARE free versions of these programs on the websites listed. They just may not be obvious.



Ad-Aware Free (free): http://www.lavasoftusa.com/

Spybot S & D (free): http://www.spybot.com/



AVG anti-virus (free): http://free.grisoft.com/doc/2/lng/us/tpl…

Avast! (free): http://www.avast.com/

Kaspersky (free trial) (Seems to dislike installing on any machine with just about any other decent anti-malware, including some firewalls.): http://usa.kaspersky.com/downloads/

MalwareBytes (free) http://www.malwarebytes.org/

What the heck kinda virus is THAT!?

Question:

Okay, my friend's computer...like all the files say that like...they have a virus...and it is SO weird...because the virus is porn pop-ups! WTF!?!!?!?!?!?

They are all like, sited for porn and viagra adds and that is it!

SO like...has anyone had that happen before and like...what the hell is it?!??!?!?!?!

Answer:

Hello,





Your browser's been "hi-jacked".



For a quick-link-fix @ http://housecall.trendmicro.com/



Scan Now. It's Free

Trend Micro™ HouseCall is an application for checking whether your computer has been infected by viruses, spyware, or other malware. HouseCall performs additional security checks to identify and fix vulnerabilities to prevent reinfection.





And for more FREE resources;



ClamWin is a Free Antivirus program for Microsoft Windows 98/Me/2000/XP/2003 and Vista.

ClamWin Free Antivirus comes with an easy installer and open source code. You may download and use it absolutely free of charge. It features:



* High detection rates for viruses and spyware;

* Scanning Scheduler;

* Automatic downloads of regularly updated Virus Database.

* Standalone virus scanner and right-click menu integration to Microsoft Windows Explorer;

* Addin to Microsoft Outlook to remove virus-infected attachments automatically.



http://www.clamwin.com/



I must also mention Avira @ http://www.avira.com/en/pages/index.php

It also has a fall back which can be downloaded (iso), and bootable medium with the latest definitions that can deal with viruses while NOT even booting to Windows.

http://www.avira.com/en/support/support_…

LIKE VIAGRA, if a case of Morning Wood lasts more than 4 hours, should I consult a physician?

Question:

I'm just asking for a friend...

Answer:

Just find a knot in the woodwork to stick it in, problem solved.

Is Viagra right for you?

Question:



Answer:

I'm a little on the older side, my wife has passed, but I do use it, using it keeps me from rolling off the bed. That's a kickstand joke.

Why is my spam mostly about viagra?

Question:

why is spam mostly about viagra and more importantly why do i get it. i am not a middle aged male nor do i visit porn sites. what makes me a target for such messages

Answer:

ehh maybe ur computer has a small (yu know what)







lol jk

Why does it burn when i pee?

Question:

ok im a 21 year old male, sexually active for 6 years and i dont use a rubber. sometimes, rather rarely, when i pee it stings a bit at the head of my dick, not to the point where im crying or in severe pain but its just uncomfortable, and for the next 5-10 minutes i feel like i have to go extremely badly, but when i try only a tiny little drop comes out which is also painful. after this period is over im fine and it doesnt happen for a while. Also, sometimes, at the end of my pee stream, i get some white cloudy liquid coming out, it is not painful however and is also not very common. and not sure if this is relevant but sometimes (well only really once) i got a small rash on my pubic region, it wasnt flaky or peeling, just looked like red pimples. I do suffer from very severely mild ED but this is related to my depression and viagra works a treat lol :)



on the up side i am very fit, strong, dont have any kind of muscle or joint aches (bar my knee which i ****** 12 years ago), i generally dont get sick ever, and when i do i dont use antibiotics as my body fights it off faster without them! i dont ever suffer headaches (bar those self induced lol) and never have fevers. sex has never been painful at all for me, nor has ejaculating.



I am just wondering what could be wrong with me? could it be a simple UTI which will require antibiotics, or could it be something a bit more serious such as an STI (which i guess still require antibiotics but for a longer period)....



PS i no i shud use a rubber, and i plan to start that immediately!

Answer:

i'm a nursing student and it sounds to me that it could be something as simple as a UTI. If you are really unsure though i would advise that you go see a doctor just to be on the safe side.



hope this has helped! :D

How much money will I save in 2010 if the Browns win the Super Bowl?

Question:

You know I won't need the Viagra...lol





This question is a joke and should be treated a such

Answer:

Stop using Viagra and switch to Geico. Good plan. But don't get your hopes too high on a Cleveland Super Bowl. But you'll save some serious money if the Browns beat the Raiders!

(Don't look now, but that stack of money is looking at you...)

Men- Have you ever thought about the fact that your "manhood"?

Question:

has an expiration date? What I mean is that naturally, you only have a certain amount of erections in your life before it gives out on you and won't stand at attention anymore when you want it to one day. Sure, there are things like viagra and stuff nowadays, but I can't shake the idea that mother nature thought it was a good idea for there to be a day when your equipment just says "no, I don't want to do that stuff anymore. Go read a book or something"

Answer:

LOL. I always thought the lust stays forever, it's just the "equipment" that doesn't cooperate. Spend some time with some old people, it is so funny. I remember this one lady who is like 70, telling me "honey, there might be snow on the mountain, but there's a fire in the oven"



She meant that old people still have the same desires and wants, they just don't have the energy and stamina sometimes to do it. Just think: why did they invent viagra in the first place? They still want to get busy that's why, lol.



Sorry Matrix, at 75 you will still be lusting over that bank teller, lol.

Is trustpharma.com is enough much to purchase generic viagra pill ?

Question:

My friend has caught by impotence since two weeks.Many people suggest to buy generic Viagra from online pharmacies. I got Trustpharma.com on top . But bit afraid of purchasing from it. Is it secure .?

Answer:

Trustpharma offers generic Viagra and thousands of online pharmacy no prescription drugs including Cialis and Levitra. Professionally managed generic online pharmacy, no prescription needed is the most convenient place for you to buy cheap generic viagra order online and other quality prescription meds without prescription.



I always use to prefer from this pharmacy, as i am a regular customer to this online pharmacy. I got my pill in time and prices are also negotiable.sometimes there been 1-2 days delay , but you will get, what you have ordered. Its secure to make order from Here.Trustpharma is always my first preference. however kamagranow.co.uk is also good to puchase pills..





@ http://www.trustpharma.com , you get exactly what you are looking for: top quality drugs, lowest prices, fast shipping and guaranteed satisfaction!.It has been always passion to collect the most interesting health treatment options for Men's Sexual health, and latest treatment options for Erectile dysfunction (ED) or male impotence.

What would happen if a gurl took...?

Question:

...viagra???

Answer:

during research , viagra does not have any effect on the female.

After cryo surgery i can get an erection with viagra ,but there is no dicharge of fulid,is this normal?

Question:

I do feel a sensation, but no discharge

Answer:

I presume you had prostate cryo surgery? If you did, enough tissue may have been removed to cause what is called retrograde ejaculation where ejaculated semen is discharged into the bladder and not out the urrethra. Is this "sensation" you feel an orgasm like you had before? If it is count your blessings along with being able to function even with with Viagra. In any case I am shocked that your urologist did not tell you about what to expect after your surgery. Source(s): I am a former nurse

How much viagra does David Letterman take before watching his prize DVD of Katie Couric's colonscopy?

Question:



Answer:

LOL yeah Letterman deserves every word of what you've posted here. He's an adult..if he can dish it out he can take it right?



Speaking of colonoscopies, Dave supports Obama and his plan for Rationed Health care right? So let me ask you libs something. Lets say Obama gets his way and we're 5yrs down the road and Letterman gets gravely ill but the treatment he needs to survive is Not on the 'government approved' list. Do you really think Dave is going to get in line behind YOU and DIE while he's waiting? Hell no, he's going to Jamaica or some other place where the best doctors will have set up shop while YOU are left here stuck with whatever the government decides you can have. The Feds will literally be deciding who (among the poor) will live and die but Letterman and Rosie and Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn will skip out on you because they're wealthy enough to avoid the consequences of what they're helping to Force You Into! You know I'm right.

I'm a woman and I tested 100mg of viagra cuz of no sex drive,?

Question:

nothing happened as I realized its just for men,well next morning I suffered bad side effects where I had to see a doctor,who did my blood pressure and checked my tummy and heart rate,and I'm annoyed to say he scared the life out of me telling me ppl have died,I'm still really scared and would like someone to put my mind to rest,How long does viagra stay in the system and could I still die,I'm experiencing dizziness and the feeling of not being there,if u know what I mean,but I'm not sure if that's just me panicking please help. Thank you.

Answer:

1. If your doctor thought that your life was currently at risk, he would have given you emergency treatment or called an ambulance to take you to the emergency room.



2. The half-life of viagra is 4 hours. That means in four hours half of it has been eliminated from your bloodstream. Very little remains after 12 hours and essentially all of it is gone by 40 hours. See Figure 1.

http://www.pfizer.com/files/products/usp...

What happens if any animal is given Viagra?

Question:



Answer:

It will affect their heart. My mothers friends dog is taking some currently just for his congestive heart failure, the vet prescribed it just to strengthen its heart.



For that same reason is why they tell men to make sure their heart's in good shape before going on it.



Giving them too much would probably kill them though, the dog mentioned abobe only takes 1/4 a tablet a day.

Anyone heard of viagra eye drops?

Question:

hey has anyone heard of these new viagra eye drops?



i hear that there supposed to make you look hard,is it true?

Answer:

ye.



im guessing that drops in to the eyes makes it much quicker to go into the blood stream. So that why they introduced it?

Stupid 20 characters?

Question:

Sildenafil citrate, sold as the drug Viagra, is used to treat male erectile dysfunction (impotence), developed by the pharmaceutical company Pfizer.



Viagra was initially developed to treat heart disease (angina). However, during the trial studies, the penile erection enhancing effects were noticed. The drug was patented in 1996, approved by the FDA on March 27, 1998 (becoming the first pill approved to treat erectile dysfunction in the United States) and offered for sale in the United States later that year. It soon became a great success. Even though Viagra is only available by prescription from a doctor, it was advertised directly on TV . Annual sales of Viagra in the period 1999–2001 exceeded $1 billion.



Viagra works becuase part of the physiological process of erection involves the release of nitric oxide (NO) in the corpus cavernosum. This then activates the enzyme guanylate cyclase which results in increased levels of cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP), leading to smooth muscle relaxation in the corpus cavernosum, resulting in increased inflow of blood and an erection. Sildenafil is a potent and selective inhibitor of cGMP specific phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum. This means that, with Viagra, normal sexual stimulation leads to increased levels of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum which leads to better erections. Without sexual stimulation and no activation of the NO/cGMP system, Viagra should not cause an erection.

Answer:

I have a vagina.

How can we get the Viagra and Extenze commercials put off air?

Question:

My 6yo was in the store singing "viva viagra" ... very embarassing.



How does this stuff get past the FCC?

Answer:

I hope soon! They make me sick.. haha

Even I find myself singing that song sometimes (it is ear worm)

and when I realize what I am singing I feel like I want to throw up..

I sure would not wanna be in your skin when your 6 year old sang that in public.. Very embarrassing

Has any girl ever taken viagra to see what would happen?

Question:



Answer:

My headlights won't turn off!



tee hee.

For women on the issue of Abortion. Men ~~always finding new ways to prevent contraception?

Question:

But.

Why do females let them get away with it?





Why not a 'pill' for a man?

I mean they seem to place all of the responsibility on the woman. Furthermore, every time you look around there's some new ~and sometimes dangerous~ method of preventing contraception for the

Woman!

Sure there are a few methods for men. And he can always get a vasectomy. (but 'oh no! you can't touch my 'jewels'!)

But every women has a 'jewel' also.

And maybe its time she 'protected' her body as a temple and demanded that the frigging Man take a pil!!



After all, they don't ever seem to get enough.!



The advent of Viagra has all of those poppas jumping for joy! No matter their age.



So if they want to keep popping their sperm around, maybe its them who should take a PiLL so that all of these women don't have to ever worry about whether to have abortion anymore when an unwanted pregnancy arises!

Answer:

I've said for years that they need to find and effective contraceptive for men !

Do I need a prescription to buy viagra....because I've seen websites that sells it without a prescription?

Question:

Is it legal to purchase it from these websites?

Answer:

You can buy viagra online with no prescription. Its a schedule 5 drug, which means its not very controlled. The issue is finding a safe place that sells REAL pills. If you do some research online youll learn that some of these "Canadian Pharmacies" that sell VIagra actually ship fake pills and make millions doing it.



I am 25 years old, and I was prescribed viagra to offset the side effects of the zoloft I am taking. I lost my healthcare when I lost my job (thanks bush!) and now I buy viagra online, along with the zoloft.



You obviously arent looking for a lecture, but be sure you are healthy enough to take it. If you have heart problems it can cause some real problems. Other than that, check out the video I pasted below. I have been using them for the last 3 months with no problems. They dont take mastercard though which sucks.



Anyway, I think you should check out this guide I found before you buy ANYTHING online. Heres a link;



http://npdrugs.com/buying-without-prescr...



Its a checklist telling you how to avoid getting scammed, and it also tells you how to find a good pharmacy to buy from. A heads up, NEVER buy from the spammers emails they are all fake pills. Source(s): http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9bjnl_...

Why cant i maintain an erection?

Question:

Okay so me and my girlfriend have been dating for a couple of months, we have always just fore played and made out. i had fine erections the whole time, which could be like an hour or two. now recently we stepped up and she will like grab it and jerk me while i finger her.



Recently since this, i have a hard time keeping my *****. like it goes away like within 10 minutes and then they randomly come and go, and it seems like when its there she has to like jerk me or it will go away quickly.



None of this ***** problems ever happened until she started like touching it. at the same time we decided that sex is whenever i make the move (she is ready). Does anybody think its nerves? like cause i want to have sex and i dont feel nervous but like my ***** keeps fading and it is bothering me alot. Is it unconscious nerves maybe?



like why is this happening now? im so horny, but it goes away. is it like anxiousness? also the first few days, she would like jerk it until i was about to *** but then stop, and she did this a few times a day for maybe 3 days in a row so is it like extended blue balls? well whatever it is its aggravating. Since that we took a 2 day break and now today i still had the same problem?



any ides/opinions? and please dont be immature. do i like need viagra?

Answer:

Holding period depends from person to person and from situation to situation, with time u'll settle with sex it will surely lengthen Source(s): jus read on the following links they will further unfold all ur answers about sex, penis, masturbation etc

http://www.socyberty.com/Sexuality/25-My...

http://www.healthmad.com/Men's-Health/Co...

http://www.socyberty.com/Sexuality/Adult...

http://www.healthmad.com/Addiction/Addic...

What would happen if a 16 year old took viagra?

Question:

the first time me and my gf tried to have sex i couldnt get it up and im wiling to try anything to prevent it from happening again

Answer:

Are you sure it is not because you were nervous?Don't take viagra you prob dont need it. ..

What will happen if you give a dog Viagra?

Question:

Iam 12 but i just wonder if i give little max a magical blue tablets

Answer:

ask the vet first= i would suggest not giving anything to you dog but food water and much love= no viagra for either of you=

My friends forcing me to have sex????what should i do?

Question:

my birthday is really soon...and i heared my wingman [he dont know i was lestininig] that they will put some viagra pills in my drink and they will make alot of virgen girls in my school come...i am a virgen also and i never heard him speak like that and now i have 2 options

1-should i fight with him ..cuz i kinda dont wnt to lose my verginity only when i get married



2-shoul i not make a party



3-tell the entire school about him



4-or just having sex

Answer:

tell him that you want to wait til marriage im sure he will understand.no one can make you have sex. and who says that these virgin girls will have sex. cause they might be waiting for marriage too

fyi its spelled virgin not virgen

Do viagra eyedrops really make you look hard?

Question:



Answer:

Hell's yeah. I put em in before I go out to look for rumbles with prostitutes.

What would happen if an 18 or 20 year old Guy?

Question:

Took Viagra? Would he last longer? Get bigger? No change at all?

Just curious.

Answer:

Lol, this happened on Skins:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6CKXJpe2...



So funny. I wouldn't advise it though haha.

Dont you think lawyers are the best........?

Question:

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi.



Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met.



Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.



How are an apple and a lawyer alike? They both look good hanging

from a tree.



How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.



How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.



How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side then he lies on the other.



How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.



How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many

can you afford?



How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to SCREW a light bulb...



If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?



What are lawyers good for? They make used car salesmen look good.



What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.



What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet.



What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A

good start!



What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.



What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor.



What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.



What does a lawyer do after sex? Pays the bill.



What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.



What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller.

Answer:

Two lawyers make a suicide pact to jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge at the exact same time. One is wearing a blue suit, the other is wearing a brown one. Which hits the water first?

Who cares?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What's the difference between a pity and a shame?

If a busload of lawyers crashes and there are no survivors, that is a pity. If any seats were empty, that's a shame.

Man, it was so cold the other day, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

How do I turn my BF on when he's not in the mood?

Question:

Hey guys, I need some help. My bf and I have been going out for three months now. We live together (yes I know it's soon) but the second we saw each other, it was love at first sight and since that first date we have only been apart two days. The only problem is that he is rarely "in the mood" whereas I'm usually down to do it twice a day. He is amazing in every other way so leaving him is not an option. He tells me I'm incredibly beautiful all the time so it's not that I'm ugly or fat. I have tried toys, porn, sex chocolates, getting dolled up, lingerie... I even tried just not bringing sex up at all but nothing seems to make him come around. Masturbation is fine and all but it doesn't satisfy me because I crave him, not my hand. He did do a whole lot of drugs and has only been clean about a year which he claims is part of the reason his drive is so low. But when we do have sex, it's incredible and he is really into it but getting him to want to is the problem. Is there anything you can suggest I do? Any special foods I could feed him or herbal stuff he could take? I can't get Viagra so please don't suggest that. Anything your girl can do to get you in the mood when you're not feeling it? I love him so much and am so turned on by him and I'm just getting so disheartened each time I try to get him in the mood and it fails. Thank you for your help guys!

Answer:

Try getting him when he is biologically ready. Most guys have testosterone peak around 5:00 A.M. on normal sleep schedules so the indivdual wakes up with an erection. You can try ambushing him then and starting off the day right that way.



Another thing you can try is to give him a massage. Just from head to toe. It doesn't need to be sensual but it can lead up to that. By giving the massage you can increase overall blood flow and some of that blood flow could find it's way to his cash a prizes. Maybe not right away but it could just help over time.



Try exercising with him or doing some compitive sports. The exercise will be good for blood flow and competition could spike up his testorone. which could spike up his sex drive.





Here are some foods that you could incorprate in his diet which are stated to be aphrodisiacs



http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-he...



I've heard Ginkgo biloba is helpful with these issues.



Finally. Since you've only been going out 3 months try figuring out some of his lesser known turn on's which he may be weary to specify so early on.

Is Rush limbaugh really talent on loan from god?

Question:

Is this not blasphemy? I mean Im not religious or nothing like that but if I remember right, using Gods name in vein is a sin. I thought republicans/ Conservatives were the religious right. I guess going to the dominican republic with condoms and a bottle of viagra prescribed to some one other then your self is OK with God.

Answer:

Rush, the Entertainer, says things for ratings and money.

It's so funny how his fans don't see that as his main goal.

He calls his show EIB, excellence in broadcasting. That alone proves he's a sensationalist on an ego trip, for $$$$$$!

Does Triple H take (NOSE VIAGRA)?

Question:

How the hell does it get so danm big if he doesnt

Answer:

lmfao. You crack me up dude. He probably does. It's funny when he headbutts people. You start to wonder if he'll poke their eye with his nose.

Will Viagra help my stimulus package?

Question:

I'm going to assume that this is a serious question and so I will give you a serious answer. As far as I know the fiscal stimulus plans of the government do not take into account viagra usage, so the answer is probably no. But buying and consuming viagra could help the economy long term.

Answer:

I'm going to assume that this is a serious question and so I will give you a serious answer. As far as I know the fiscal stimulus plans of the government do not take into account viagra usage, so the answer is probably no. But buying and consuming viagra could help the economy long term.