Saturday, March 20, 2010

What do you do if your erection fade?

Question:

I have had an erection for nine hours, and it hasnt gone down. I had sex 8 hrs ago and it wont go down. I am worried that my overdose of Viagra caused this.

Answer:

just keep mackin dem bizzies.. you'll be a legend

Friday, March 19, 2010

I opened a chain virus email, how do i stop my email from sending it?

Question:

It had loads of links with 'google' on it

I clicked one, and it was about viagra LOL, but im scared it will make my email send it to other people, how do i stop this?

Answer:

antivirus tips and antivirus download:

http://merakit-komputer.com

http://merakit-komputer.com

The CIA is giving Viagra to the aging warlords in Afghanistan.?

Question:

This has proven to be a successful tactic to gain cooperation and information. What do you think about this?

Answer:

Afghanistan culture is a physically/geographical demanding one: to survive, become and/or remain a war lord, one would think these individuals would of necessity must, need to be physically very strong and virile.



That they would need viagra is surprising to me; I've not known anyone whose used it - I haven't. So it's difficult for me to relate to those who have, or need to.



I just wish that the waging of this unwinnable war - the USA seems to never learn from its mistakes(Vietnam War), nor those of others(the Russians attempt to subdue Afghanistan); and that the ultimate cost of it, the war, were only as trivial as the price of this aphrodisiac.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Will vicodin or naproxen help face flushing and headache?

Question:

I took some Viagra yesterday and those are my current symptoms 18 hours later.

Answer:

Headache: likely will help. Face flushing: unlikely.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Advice on a crazy question/health issue?

Question:

Ok trying to do this in short form, which might make it not make sense, but I know long post are rarely read. I do intend to post this twice today,

Background. Male, early 40's, divorced twice, 2 children both grown, had small health issues for most of my life to include pain in the groin at random, random erectile dis-function, extremely odd dreams, depression, etc. Have a scar on my lower abd, told all my life it was from a hernia I was born with. Well, recently, since it is just me at home, trying to find out just what the heck is going on cause i'd like to not die alone. Doctors did same old test they have for years, no answers. (yes the viagra works, kinda too well), one doctor asked me about that scar and I told him, he had a funny expression to my answer which got me to looking into this more. (Dad's dead and mom insist that it is what I was told, doesn't remember the doctors name) It's been 40 years, but I do remember as a toddler being in and out of hospitals alot and the biggest memory was having alot of pain peeing after wards, and I remembered enuff about the stays to know which hospital. Now when I call, they gave me a run around about the records cause they was so old, blah blah, and finally did get told that they found 2 files, one was "sealed at families request" (what the heck is that?) and the other I got a copy of. The words and all was long and confusing, so took it to my doctor, who told me he would make me a appointment with another doctor to talk about it, wouldn't tell me anything (yesterday) and didn't act like he wanted me to leave with the dang paper, what the heck. So I come home, and search these words and near as I can figure it's a consult between 2 doctors about me, something about dual sets of opposite gonads, mal formed (near as I can understand what it means) female sex organs, the remove of same and repositioning of male parts. Now I'm more than just a little shocked if I'm reading this right and not really sure what all this means. And dang sure embarrassed to no end. I got a feeling the answer to alot of stuff in my life is in my hands and no clue what to do. Yes I know I am going to see this other doctor (looked him up, he's a internist.

Questions are: What is your take on this (no I'm not angry at my parents but I think this is something I should be told) (called a friend who told me to look up intersex on the net, haven't yet, afraid too) At this point in my life and age, am I just wasting money looking into what took place and why? Am I right in thinking this has alot to do with my issues over the years?

Answer:

Hey Bill,



It is entirely possible you were born with the partial and/or mal-formed sex organs of one or both genders and had sexual *assignment* surgery at a young age.



Given your age and the way things were "back then" it was something that just didn't get all that much publicity The procedure was pretty much kept secret from the children it was performed on for fear of the mental harm it might do to them.



The San Francisco Sex Information website or sfsi.org has info and links on the subject and the intersex website has a lot of info as well.



It is really nothing to be embarrassed about, you were born that way plain and simple.

I do think it wise to become as fully informed as you can on the matter though, it is after all, YOUR body and you have a RIGHT to know everything about it.



Please feel free to contact me here through Yahoo Answers or contact SFSI They have a call in switchboard that's manned from 3-9 PM Pacific time.



Hope this answers your questions



Jim Source(s): San Francisco Sex Information Trained Sex Educator

Monday, February 1, 2010

Computer virus not allowing programs to start? 2 days ago i was on our work computer and decided to check my m?

Question:

Computer virus not allowing programs to start?

2 days ago i was on our work computer and decided to check my myspace because i havent in awhile. I was looking at profiles and one made my internet turn completely off. At first the virus just would not allow you to get on the internet, but then we started getting crazy popups from "viagra.com", "porno.org", etc. The computer has a scanner, i ran a scan and tons of viruses were found. The problem is there is no anti virus program to get rid of the virus.



I work in a grill and we use the program quickbooks to process orders, it worked the first day(except we kept getting the annoying popups) but the second day it said the quickbooks file was infected and now quickbooks will not open.



I called my manager and he said he would check it the next day(which is today).



Since there is no anti virus program, will we be able to get rid of the virus and how?



Thanks.

Answer:

antivirus tips and antivirus download:

http://merakit-komputer.com

http://merakit-komputer.com

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Barney just swallowed a lot of viagra!?

Question:

And now i have to read to little children with them sitting on my lap what should i do?!

Answer:

use them to wear off the viagra by bouncing them on you

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

I got these emails from these people?

Question:

Hello.

I am 13 years old.

Please help, I dont know what to do, or why these people are giving me emails

I want them to be away from me and I dont understand what they want.

I never talked to them before, and they sent me emails, (how did they get my email address?)





Sent by these persons:



parrino@yahoo.com -> --==++SEX+LOVE+DRUGS++==--

sweeteva@yahoo.com -> <>

roberto@yahoo.com -> VIAGRA,CIALIS BEST PRICES ONLINE!

itunes@new-music.itunes.com -> Online Canada Pharmacy!!

oliver@yahoo.com -> "TODAY'S SEX-BESTSELLERS!"

hitman@yahoo.com -> "___Buy Now VICODIN!"

rogan@yahoo.com -> ==DISCOUNT SALE PHARMA!==



Sent by them to:



bonbonqui@aol.com

Answer:

Mark each and everyone Spam. Never open them, it lets them know that your email address is active and then they send you more. They have many tricky ways of getting our email addresses. They have a maching that just goes through possible email combinations and just sends then out. When you surf the web you leave a cookie. If this is your email address, bonbon, then you just gave the entire internet world your email address. They also get them from the Forwards, chain emails that many play with. They harvest them.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

I'm having VIAGRA trouble!!!?

Question:

so my friends slipped about 4 viagra in my drink. my vision is starting to get all blue and stuff.



should i:



A. go to the hospital

B. wack it like ive never wacked it before

C. wack it like i never wacked it before, then hospital

D. go to the exotic section on craigslist and spend my savings

Answer:

i choose U! PIKACHU!!!!!

haha just kidding. i choose E. for eating... yogurt.

mmmmmmmmmm(:

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

My other computer has a bad virus in it. Bad. It acts as if its an anti virus?

Question:

If I try to open up the internet, it will interfere and bring it to its own site. Which tells me my computer is infected, and I have to buy the anti virus for it. If I try to do a virus scan with my REAL anti virus it says it cant scan. If I try to click on something, it will pop up and say "The operation could not be completed because (file name) is infected. Click here to activate your antivirus. then it will bring me to the page above. and then also, if I let the interent sit, it will open other random pages. Like viagra.com and Pornography sites. And I 'Believe' that it created an "Administrator' Account that I cannot delete. but I can access in safemode. I tried to do system restore but it says nothing has changed. I tried to do last known good config, but it doesnt help. Anyone know how I could get around this virus and let my virus scan scan the computer and hopefully find and delete it? Oh. also if I click to activate the software, it says "SWP2009" IDk if that helps at all. But I hope there is another way other than getting a new motherboard or something. lol

Answer:

antivirus tips and antivirus download:

http://merakit-komputer.com

http://merakit-komputer.com

Saturday, January 16, 2010

How can Americans obtain the medical records of Rush ( the conservative christian hero ) in Hawaii? I hope?

Question:

he wasn't injured from sharing Viagra with Hollywood producers



JULY 6--Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills.

Answer:

You sound jealous!

Was this the reason Rush stop vacationing in the Caribbeans: + hate Haiti = got caught sharing Viagra with?

Question:

Hollywood male producers



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/070…



JULY 6--Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills.

Answer:

Maybe that's where all the anger comes from? Having to hide his homosexuality. That's sad - he's forced to hate himself.