Wednesday, July 29, 2009

My husband has had an erection for the past 8 hours and it will not go away, we have tried everything!!?

Question:

He took a pill of cialis and viagra and now it will not go away. It is not that big of a problem except he has to go on duty in 6 hours and all he can do is do a belt tuck. Any ideas? Our friend suggested pricking it with a pin or needle to let some of the blood out that soudns awful though, any ideas????

Answer:

as long as he keeps himself to limited physical activity while on duty and drinks a lot of pomegranate concentrate, he should be fine, youre just going to want to go ahead and let nature take its course on this one...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Spiritually speaking, does the FSM need Viagra for his 'noodly' appendage?

Question:



Answer:

Well...if it is "noodly" he may need a little help.



RAmen Source(s): I heard he prefers Cialis

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Anyone here order the Viagra generic from a Canadian outlet?

Question:

The 100 mg are up to $17.00 each now in the U/.S.A. and the canadian generics are about $4 each .

Answer:

most drugs cost much less in their generic form. my husband buys a generic of cialis (the other ED med) from an online site based overseas called The-Med-Store.com and he says that they have even lower prices than Canada.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Hey guys what happens if i take Viagra at the age of 17?

Question:

So my friend dared me to take his dads Viagra he sneaked out of the house..so i took them and uh its been around 5 minutes I'm not seeing any changes..Should i be worried i read it takes about 15 minutes...and i took 5...Please answer quick!!!

Answer:

Taking five of these is dumb. Depending on your body chemistry and weight, You could vomit. If you feel fine 45 minutes after taking the pills, you should be okay. If you feel really bad and cant vomit. Seek medical attention quick. Source(s): 17yr. old male, Going to go to school to be a Doctor!!

Friday, July 24, 2009

What happens when a woman takes viagra ?

Question:

does she grow a penis ?

Answer:

it makes boobs hard

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Here's blond conservative's SECOND strike in today's column. Can you find it?

Question:

"Insurance plans that force everyone in the plan to pay for everyone else's Viagra and anti-anxiety pills are already completely unfair to people who rarely go to the doctor."



Hint: one word is out-of-place.

Answer:

i would write this in a completely different way, but since you say only one word is out of place, it's "already", it's unnecessary.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Poll: Have you tried Viagra simply to see if you can have an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

Question:



Answer:

Yes. 3 hours and 17 minutes is my record so far.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Abortions, Sex Changes, Elective Plastic Surgery, & Viagra?

Question:

Even though I'm a 100 Pro-Choice Democrat who is all for health care reform (Not supportive of the HMO's) as well as being anti-gay.



Is it fair and/or right that the general public should have to foot the bill to pay for Abortions, Sex Changes, Elective Plastic Surgery (boob jobs & other such vanity nonsense) or what about Viagra to boost the self esteem/satisfaction of an elderly man/couple



And what about mental issues? Are we going to pay for counseling for gays coping with their sexuality? What about other perversions?



Shouldn't these types of elective procedures be out of pocket.

Answer:

Yes, I am pro-choice and if they are going for universal health care, most of the things you talk about would probably be included. However, what is the matter with insurance companies who refuse to help those that require weight loss surgery? To have that surgery would make one less vulnerable for strokes, heart attacks, liver problems, diabetes and a wealth of other diseases. They refuse it because it is considered "cosmetic" when it is anything but that! Abortions, sex-change surgery, Elective plastic surgery and Viagra costs are as vane and disgusting as any medical cost could be. We need to force the insurance companies to cover medical costs that would reduce the chances of getting cancer, heart attacks, strokes and etc. It has to be done. There is no way around this, but the treatments for the abortions, sex-change surgery, elective plastic surgery and Viagra are frivolous and those that want it covered must have to pay a bigger premium for such treatments. Bariatrics is not vane - it is a necessity. Gays that want coverage - what can one say? Being gay is a choice and nothing else. Viagra? Just plain pathetic! Source(s): http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.p…

With this source are several other points of view. Choice or not, it should not be hanging out there like underwear. Sexual function and practice is never something to talk about - we can and must understand that it is in poor taste.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

What drug class is viagra in?

Question:

also what are phosphodiesterase inhibitors?

Answer:

While Viagra doesn't have a clear-cut category yet, yes it can be considered a phosphodiesterase inhibitor. It increases effect of nitric oxide by inhibiting phosphodiesterase 5 (PDE5) which is responsible for degradation of something called cGMP in the corpus cavernosum of the penis. When sexual stimulation causes local release of nitric oxide, inhibition of PDE5 by viagra causes increased levels of cGMP in the corpus cavernosum, resulting in smooth muscle relaxation and inflow of blood to it. Source(s): It's one of my interests, drugs like this LOL XD kidding.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Email Generating Virus? Please Help!?

Question:

For the last couple of days, a select number of people have been receiving emails from me. The emails are blank, with the exception of a link to CVS Pharmacy, selling viagra and cialis.



I haven't been sending these emails, and yet they have my name in the "To:" field. These emails are not showing in my sent box either.



The other suspicious thing is that my sent box is completely empty.



I really don't think that anyone has hacked into my account, still I changed my password and it's still happening.



Does anyone know what kind of virus this is? I tried to research it but my wording just isn't coming out right.

Answer:

If you hadn't mentioned your empty Sent box, I'd have said someone was spoofing your email address from someplace else (I just went through a round of that), but that does seem suspicious.



So I recommend some anti-malware scans.



If you have an anti-virus, make sure it has the latest virus definitions and run a scan with it in Safe Mode or Safe Mode with Networking. That often prevents malware from protecting itself. If you don’t have one, many people here swear by AVG (it’s free).



I suggest you also download Ad-Aware Free and Spybot S&D (they’re free), install them, update them and run them, again in Safe Mode With Networking.



Also, turn off System Restore to evict any copies of bad stuff that might be lurking there.



To get into Safe Mode or Safe Mode with Networking:



1.Log out and reboot your machine.

2.When the machine starts the reboot sequence, press the F8 key repeatedly.

3.Select Safe Mode or Safe Mode with Networking from the resulting menu.

4.Login. If the malware has changed your password, try logging in as Administrator. By default, Administrator has no password.

5.The machine will continue booting, but the Windows desktop will look different.

6.When you're finished doing what you need to do, log out and reboot back into normal mode.



Note that even if the anti-malware programs get rid of the malware, they may not be able to reverse the effects. Search the Web for possible fixes.



Update and run everything regularly, not just when you think you already have malware.



Good luck. Source(s): Note: There ARE free versions of these programs on the websites listed. They just may not be obvious.



Ad-Aware Free (free): http://www.lavasoftusa.com/

Spybot S & D (free): http://www.spybot.com/



AVG anti-virus (free): http://free.grisoft.com/doc/2/lng/us/tpl…

Avast! (free): http://www.avast.com/

Kaspersky (free trial) (Seems to dislike installing on any machine with just about any other decent anti-malware, including some firewalls.): http://usa.kaspersky.com/downloads/

MalwareBytes (free) http://www.malwarebytes.org/

Sunday, July 12, 2009

What the heck kinda virus is THAT!?

Question:

Okay, my friend's computer...like all the files say that like...they have a virus...and it is SO weird...because the virus is porn pop-ups! WTF!?!!?!?!?!?

They are all like, sited for porn and viagra adds and that is it!

SO like...has anyone had that happen before and like...what the hell is it?!??!?!?!?!

Answer:

Hello,





Your browser's been "hi-jacked".



For a quick-link-fix @ http://housecall.trendmicro.com/



Scan Now. It's Free

Trend Micro™ HouseCall is an application for checking whether your computer has been infected by viruses, spyware, or other malware. HouseCall performs additional security checks to identify and fix vulnerabilities to prevent reinfection.





And for more FREE resources;



ClamWin is a Free Antivirus program for Microsoft Windows 98/Me/2000/XP/2003 and Vista.

ClamWin Free Antivirus comes with an easy installer and open source code. You may download and use it absolutely free of charge. It features:



* High detection rates for viruses and spyware;

* Scanning Scheduler;

* Automatic downloads of regularly updated Virus Database.

* Standalone virus scanner and right-click menu integration to Microsoft Windows Explorer;

* Addin to Microsoft Outlook to remove virus-infected attachments automatically.



http://www.clamwin.com/



I must also mention Avira @ http://www.avira.com/en/pages/index.php

It also has a fall back which can be downloaded (iso), and bootable medium with the latest definitions that can deal with viruses while NOT even booting to Windows.

http://www.avira.com/en/support/support_…

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

LIKE VIAGRA, if a case of Morning Wood lasts more than 4 hours, should I consult a physician?

Question:

I'm just asking for a friend...

Answer:

Just find a knot in the woodwork to stick it in, problem solved.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Is Viagra right for you?

Question:



Answer:

I'm a little on the older side, my wife has passed, but I do use it, using it keeps me from rolling off the bed. That's a kickstand joke.