Sunday, January 31, 2010

Barney just swallowed a lot of viagra!?

Question:

And now i have to read to little children with them sitting on my lap what should i do?!

Answer:

use them to wear off the viagra by bouncing them on you

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

I got these emails from these people?

Question:

Hello.

I am 13 years old.

Please help, I dont know what to do, or why these people are giving me emails

I want them to be away from me and I dont understand what they want.

I never talked to them before, and they sent me emails, (how did they get my email address?)





Sent by these persons:



parrino@yahoo.com -> --==++SEX+LOVE+DRUGS++==--

sweeteva@yahoo.com -> <>

roberto@yahoo.com -> VIAGRA,CIALIS BEST PRICES ONLINE!

itunes@new-music.itunes.com -> Online Canada Pharmacy!!

oliver@yahoo.com -> "TODAY'S SEX-BESTSELLERS!"

hitman@yahoo.com -> "___Buy Now VICODIN!"

rogan@yahoo.com -> ==DISCOUNT SALE PHARMA!==



Sent by them to:



bonbonqui@aol.com

Answer:

Mark each and everyone Spam. Never open them, it lets them know that your email address is active and then they send you more. They have many tricky ways of getting our email addresses. They have a maching that just goes through possible email combinations and just sends then out. When you surf the web you leave a cookie. If this is your email address, bonbon, then you just gave the entire internet world your email address. They also get them from the Forwards, chain emails that many play with. They harvest them.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

I'm having VIAGRA trouble!!!?

Question:

so my friends slipped about 4 viagra in my drink. my vision is starting to get all blue and stuff.



should i:



A. go to the hospital

B. wack it like ive never wacked it before

C. wack it like i never wacked it before, then hospital

D. go to the exotic section on craigslist and spend my savings

Answer:

i choose U! PIKACHU!!!!!

haha just kidding. i choose E. for eating... yogurt.

mmmmmmmmmm(:

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

My other computer has a bad virus in it. Bad. It acts as if its an anti virus?

Question:

If I try to open up the internet, it will interfere and bring it to its own site. Which tells me my computer is infected, and I have to buy the anti virus for it. If I try to do a virus scan with my REAL anti virus it says it cant scan. If I try to click on something, it will pop up and say "The operation could not be completed because (file name) is infected. Click here to activate your antivirus. then it will bring me to the page above. and then also, if I let the interent sit, it will open other random pages. Like viagra.com and Pornography sites. And I 'Believe' that it created an "Administrator' Account that I cannot delete. but I can access in safemode. I tried to do system restore but it says nothing has changed. I tried to do last known good config, but it doesnt help. Anyone know how I could get around this virus and let my virus scan scan the computer and hopefully find and delete it? Oh. also if I click to activate the software, it says "SWP2009" IDk if that helps at all. But I hope there is another way other than getting a new motherboard or something. lol

Answer:

antivirus tips and antivirus download:

http://merakit-komputer.com

http://merakit-komputer.com

Saturday, January 16, 2010

How can Americans obtain the medical records of Rush ( the conservative christian hero ) in Hawaii? I hope?

Question:

he wasn't injured from sharing Viagra with Hollywood producers



JULY 6--Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills.

Answer:

You sound jealous!

Was this the reason Rush stop vacationing in the Caribbeans: + hate Haiti = got caught sharing Viagra with?

Question:

Hollywood male producers



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/070…



JULY 6--Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills.

Answer:

Maybe that's where all the anger comes from? Having to hide his homosexuality. That's sad - he's forced to hate himself.