How about a little Poem?

Question:

A Feeling of Impotence







There once was a time

I was omnipotent,

but now, some years later,

I'm just impotent.



I heard about cures

from books and TV

and thought some of them

might do it for me.



Maybe some Rogaine

would bring back my hair

and make me look sexy,

and suave, debonair.



Then there's Viagra,

the little blue pill.

If nothing else works,

Bob Dole says it will.



I heard of males hormones

from ads on TV.

"They bring back your sex drive,

just try 'em, you'll see!"



I went to the drug store

and bought all this stuff.

I used them together,

used more than enough.



Drug interactions

did strange things to me

and caused some reactions

that just shouldn't be.



That hair-growing Rogaine

grew hair thick and black

all over my body,

especially my back.



Viagra did nothing

for my little friend,

but made all that hair

stand straight up on end.



The hormones gave sex drive,

my outlook is great,

but due to the hair,

I can't get a date.



Now I'm in a fix.

There's no antidote.

I'm back where I started

but look like a goat.



All of this trouble

is something I've earned.

"Don't fool Mother Nature's"

the first thing I learned!

Answer:

Waxing can help that back!



I get spam mail for all that crap! What the heck they trying to tell me?

Poll: When was the last time your computer had a virus?

Question:

lol my laptop has one right now. It won't let me do anything and it's taking me to viagra.com and porn sites o.O

Answer:

LMAO



its been awhile still



we obviously kno wat u hav been doing ... :P

Poll:would it be a good thing to OD on Viagra?

Question:



Answer:

I don't need Viagra. ;p

Is Wade Phillips Going Senile?

Question:

I think Josh McDaniels stole his Viagra, gave it to John Madden.

Answer:

I don't know but I sure loved seeing the Cowpokes lose again, lol. Source(s): Romo IS very overrated.

Will a doctor give an 18 year old Viagra if he has psychological impotence (performance anxiety)?

Question:



Answer:

A doctor could very well prescribe it. An 18 year old is an adult and therefore it should not be a problem. You may find that after using a half to a quarter tab a few times, the anxiety will pass and you'll perform fine without it.



Definitely "discuss with your doctor." Don't be embarrassed to ask, they've heard it all before and you're not the first one to explore this solution.



Good luck! Source(s): My 20 yr old cousin had a similar problem. Viagra helped him to get past the initial anxiety.

Will a doctor give an 18 year old Viagra if he has psychological impotence (performance and anxiety)?

Question:



Answer:

If you smoke alot of Marijuana and suffer from depression I have heard of guys that literally have no desire to have sex for weeks or months doesnt matter how pretty ther girl is,it can happen .



Alot of medications can seriously reduce your ability to sexual perform any act which can be very embaressing for your age .If you have a little money I am going to tell you something that works very good I mean it is powerful stuff from the Domincan Republic it is way way way more powerful the Viagra I promise you.



The drink is called Mama Juana it was used by indians along time ago to stay warm during cold time and to have better sex..Since your are underage yyou can not have the liquoe form but you can buy the bottle of Mama Juan which just comes with the herbs and boil a few of the twigs and mix it with tea or coffee this can definelty put you back in the game .



A doctor may give it to you but for your age I really doubt you need that stuff man later

Is the use of Viagra on the rise?

Question:



Answer:

They haven't seen the increase they were hoping for, and sales predictions are limp, but overall things are looking up for Viagra.