How about a little Poem?

Question:

A Feeling of Impotence







There once was a time

I was omnipotent,

but now, some years later,

I'm just impotent.



I heard about cures

from books and TV

and thought some of them

might do it for me.



Maybe some Rogaine

would bring back my hair

and make me look sexy,

and suave, debonair.



Then there's Viagra,

the little blue pill.

If nothing else works,

Bob Dole says it will.



I heard of males hormones

from ads on TV.

"They bring back your sex drive,

just try 'em, you'll see!"



I went to the drug store

and bought all this stuff.

I used them together,

used more than enough.



Drug interactions

did strange things to me

and caused some reactions

that just shouldn't be.



That hair-growing Rogaine

grew hair thick and black

all over my body,

especially my back.



Viagra did nothing

for my little friend,

but made all that hair

stand straight up on end.



The hormones gave sex drive,

my outlook is great,

but due to the hair,

I can't get a date.



Now I'm in a fix.

There's no antidote.

I'm back where I started

but look like a goat.



All of this trouble

is something I've earned.

"Don't fool Mother Nature's"

the first thing I learned!

Answer:

Waxing can help that back!



I get spam mail for all that crap! What the heck they trying to tell me?