Wednesday, July 29, 2009

My husband has had an erection for the past 8 hours and it will not go away, we have tried everything!!?

Question:

He took a pill of cialis and viagra and now it will not go away. It is not that big of a problem except he has to go on duty in 6 hours and all he can do is do a belt tuck. Any ideas? Our friend suggested pricking it with a pin or needle to let some of the blood out that soudns awful though, any ideas????

Answer:

as long as he keeps himself to limited physical activity while on duty and drinks a lot of pomegranate concentrate, he should be fine, youre just going to want to go ahead and let nature take its course on this one...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Spiritually speaking, does the FSM need Viagra for his 'noodly' appendage?

Question:



Answer:

Well...if it is "noodly" he may need a little help.



RAmen Source(s): I heard he prefers Cialis

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Anyone here order the Viagra generic from a Canadian outlet?

Question:

The 100 mg are up to $17.00 each now in the U/.S.A. and the canadian generics are about $4 each .

Answer:

most drugs cost much less in their generic form. my husband buys a generic of cialis (the other ED med) from an online site based overseas called The-Med-Store.com and he says that they have even lower prices than Canada.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Hey guys what happens if i take Viagra at the age of 17?

Question:

So my friend dared me to take his dads Viagra he sneaked out of the house..so i took them and uh its been around 5 minutes I'm not seeing any changes..Should i be worried i read it takes about 15 minutes...and i took 5...Please answer quick!!!

Answer:

Taking five of these is dumb. Depending on your body chemistry and weight, You could vomit. If you feel fine 45 minutes after taking the pills, you should be okay. If you feel really bad and cant vomit. Seek medical attention quick. Source(s): 17yr. old male, Going to go to school to be a Doctor!!

Friday, July 24, 2009

What happens when a woman takes viagra ?

Question:

does she grow a penis ?

Answer:

it makes boobs hard

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Here's blond conservative's SECOND strike in today's column. Can you find it?

Question:

"Insurance plans that force everyone in the plan to pay for everyone else's Viagra and anti-anxiety pills are already completely unfair to people who rarely go to the doctor."



Hint: one word is out-of-place.

Answer:

i would write this in a completely different way, but since you say only one word is out of place, it's "already", it's unnecessary.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Poll: Have you tried Viagra simply to see if you can have an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

Question:



Answer:

Yes. 3 hours and 17 minutes is my record so far.