Monday, June 29, 2009

Why is my spam mostly about viagra?

Question:

why is spam mostly about viagra and more importantly why do i get it. i am not a middle aged male nor do i visit porn sites. what makes me a target for such messages

Answer:

ehh maybe ur computer has a small (yu know what)







lol jk

Monday, June 22, 2009

Why does it burn when i pee?

Question:

ok im a 21 year old male, sexually active for 6 years and i dont use a rubber. sometimes, rather rarely, when i pee it stings a bit at the head of my dick, not to the point where im crying or in severe pain but its just uncomfortable, and for the next 5-10 minutes i feel like i have to go extremely badly, but when i try only a tiny little drop comes out which is also painful. after this period is over im fine and it doesnt happen for a while. Also, sometimes, at the end of my pee stream, i get some white cloudy liquid coming out, it is not painful however and is also not very common. and not sure if this is relevant but sometimes (well only really once) i got a small rash on my pubic region, it wasnt flaky or peeling, just looked like red pimples. I do suffer from very severely mild ED but this is related to my depression and viagra works a treat lol :)



on the up side i am very fit, strong, dont have any kind of muscle or joint aches (bar my knee which i ****** 12 years ago), i generally dont get sick ever, and when i do i dont use antibiotics as my body fights it off faster without them! i dont ever suffer headaches (bar those self induced lol) and never have fevers. sex has never been painful at all for me, nor has ejaculating.



I am just wondering what could be wrong with me? could it be a simple UTI which will require antibiotics, or could it be something a bit more serious such as an STI (which i guess still require antibiotics but for a longer period)....



PS i no i shud use a rubber, and i plan to start that immediately!

Answer:

i'm a nursing student and it sounds to me that it could be something as simple as a UTI. If you are really unsure though i would advise that you go see a doctor just to be on the safe side.



hope this has helped! :D

Friday, June 19, 2009

How much money will I save in 2010 if the Browns win the Super Bowl?

Question:

You know I won't need the Viagra...lol





This question is a joke and should be treated a such

Answer:

Stop using Viagra and switch to Geico. Good plan. But don't get your hopes too high on a Cleveland Super Bowl. But you'll save some serious money if the Browns beat the Raiders!

(Don't look now, but that stack of money is looking at you...)

Men- Have you ever thought about the fact that your "manhood"?

Question:

has an expiration date? What I mean is that naturally, you only have a certain amount of erections in your life before it gives out on you and won't stand at attention anymore when you want it to one day. Sure, there are things like viagra and stuff nowadays, but I can't shake the idea that mother nature thought it was a good idea for there to be a day when your equipment just says "no, I don't want to do that stuff anymore. Go read a book or something"

Answer:

LOL. I always thought the lust stays forever, it's just the "equipment" that doesn't cooperate. Spend some time with some old people, it is so funny. I remember this one lady who is like 70, telling me "honey, there might be snow on the mountain, but there's a fire in the oven"



She meant that old people still have the same desires and wants, they just don't have the energy and stamina sometimes to do it. Just think: why did they invent viagra in the first place? They still want to get busy that's why, lol.



Sorry Matrix, at 75 you will still be lusting over that bank teller, lol.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Is trustpharma.com is enough much to purchase generic viagra pill ?

Question:

My friend has caught by impotence since two weeks.Many people suggest to buy generic Viagra from online pharmacies. I got Trustpharma.com on top . But bit afraid of purchasing from it. Is it secure .?

Answer:

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Monday, June 15, 2009

What would happen if a gurl took...?

Question:

...viagra???

Answer:

during research , viagra does not have any effect on the female.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

After cryo surgery i can get an erection with viagra ,but there is no dicharge of fulid,is this normal?

Question:

I do feel a sensation, but no discharge

Answer:

I presume you had prostate cryo surgery? If you did, enough tissue may have been removed to cause what is called retrograde ejaculation where ejaculated semen is discharged into the bladder and not out the urrethra. Is this "sensation" you feel an orgasm like you had before? If it is count your blessings along with being able to function even with with Viagra. In any case I am shocked that your urologist did not tell you about what to expect after your surgery. Source(s): I am a former nurse

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

How much viagra does David Letterman take before watching his prize DVD of Katie Couric's colonscopy?

Question:



Answer:

LOL yeah Letterman deserves every word of what you've posted here. He's an adult..if he can dish it out he can take it right?



Speaking of colonoscopies, Dave supports Obama and his plan for Rationed Health care right? So let me ask you libs something. Lets say Obama gets his way and we're 5yrs down the road and Letterman gets gravely ill but the treatment he needs to survive is Not on the 'government approved' list. Do you really think Dave is going to get in line behind YOU and DIE while he's waiting? Hell no, he's going to Jamaica or some other place where the best doctors will have set up shop while YOU are left here stuck with whatever the government decides you can have. The Feds will literally be deciding who (among the poor) will live and die but Letterman and Rosie and Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn will skip out on you because they're wealthy enough to avoid the consequences of what they're helping to Force You Into! You know I'm right.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

I'm a woman and I tested 100mg of viagra cuz of no sex drive,?

Question:

nothing happened as I realized its just for men,well next morning I suffered bad side effects where I had to see a doctor,who did my blood pressure and checked my tummy and heart rate,and I'm annoyed to say he scared the life out of me telling me ppl have died,I'm still really scared and would like someone to put my mind to rest,How long does viagra stay in the system and could I still die,I'm experiencing dizziness and the feeling of not being there,if u know what I mean,but I'm not sure if that's just me panicking please help. Thank you.

Answer:

1. If your doctor thought that your life was currently at risk, he would have given you emergency treatment or called an ambulance to take you to the emergency room.



2. The half-life of viagra is 4 hours. That means in four hours half of it has been eliminated from your bloodstream. Very little remains after 12 hours and essentially all of it is gone by 40 hours. See Figure 1.

http://www.pfizer.com/files/products/usp...

What happens if any animal is given Viagra?

Question:



Answer:

It will affect their heart. My mothers friends dog is taking some currently just for his congestive heart failure, the vet prescribed it just to strengthen its heart.



For that same reason is why they tell men to make sure their heart's in good shape before going on it.



Giving them too much would probably kill them though, the dog mentioned abobe only takes 1/4 a tablet a day.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Anyone heard of viagra eye drops?

Question:

hey has anyone heard of these new viagra eye drops?



i hear that there supposed to make you look hard,is it true?

Answer:

ye.



im guessing that drops in to the eyes makes it much quicker to go into the blood stream. So that why they introduced it?